as mentioned before we're currently having unit by unit Utility Section test for the past week. so far it is not quite what i desire. my ranking dropped from 5th to 6th place with two papers slightly unsuccessful. ahhhhh susah hati ku eh. one more topic to go and i need to pass this with very good marks to at least go back to top 5 again if not top 4 or better, 3. gila wah si Apis ani. cemana buleh ya dp 95%+++ saja mark nya. argh.
word of the day: IMPROVE.
anyway... it's been a while since the last i took a survey.
-your lasts-
what was the last thing you ate?
. Grilled chicken
what was the last ad you saw on the internet/tv?
. Liverpool 2008/09 New Home Kit
who was the last person you voted for on american idol?
. i dont really watch this
what was the last thing you searched for on google?
. Meet Uncle Hussein's song i think
when was the last time you went outside?
. 5 minutes ago. smoking at the verandah.
who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
. the girlfriend
when was the last time you bought new shoes?
. last month
when was the last time you played a mario game?
. ages ago
when was the last time you stayed home from school?
. yesterday. LNG=training centre=school
when was the last time you saw your mom?
. some 2 hours ago before she went to bed
what was the last movie you saw?
. The Bank Job
what was the last song you heard?
. A Little Piece of Heaven by A7X
what was the last cherry-flavored thing you ate?
. cherry on a cupcake
-your phone-
what kind of phone service do you have?
. DST Com
what color is your phone?
. Black
what are the the last two numbers of you cell phone number?
. 32
what does 3rd text message in your inbox say?
. "dpt ta ko kaja blng aaa?" - Atul
what does the 5th text message in your outbox say?
. "Ali~aku off esok" - to Ali
go to your phonebook, who is the 1st person under T?
. Tessa
who is the 6th person under B?
. Bb Rozaini
who is the 2nd person under S?
. Sarip
who is the 4th person under R?
. Rashid
who is the 2nd person under W?
. Wani Cola
who is the 1st person under A?
. Abang Adip
what is your 8th ringtone?
. 3 nganya ringtone ku
who is your last missed call from?
. the girlfriend
-this or that-
nerds or jolly ranchers?
. ah..
hollister or american eagle?
. none
aim or msn messenger?
. msn
vanilla or chocolate?
. vanilla
hotdogs or hamburgers?
. burgers
coke or pepsi?
. coke... diet coke i might add
pens or pencils?
. pencils
keyboard or piano?
. piano
summer or winter?
. middle east winter
spring or fall?
. never been there
sledding or swimming?
. swim
week days or weekends?
. weekends
christmas or easter?
. xmas
tapes or dvds?
. dvd
-random section-
what was the first pet you ever had's name?
. leornado, it was a turtle
what would your name be if you were the opposite sex?
. aizati heh
what color underwear are you wearing?
. black
have you ever eaten a papaya?
. yes
do you like your handwriting?
. not so much
what was your last dream about?
. i was in anfield
can you sing the alphabet backwards?
. that was hard
can you type without looking at the keyboard?
. with a lot of typographical errors
do you have an ipod? what kind is it?
. yeap. 1st edition of iPod video.
look to your right, what is the first thing you notice?
. sejadah
look to your left, what is the first thing you notice?
. a mug
Monday, May 26, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
our first day of one week test was cancelled today due to certain circumstances. thank god. i wasn't prepared enough for it for i am now not under desirable health condition. had a hard time for any revisions past two days. particularly not only because of influenza but also because of the whole 2 days of Defensive Driving Course which ended yesterday. we did managed to cover the whole basic stages of utilities section this morning which i think deserve a big hooray.
speaking of the Defensive Driving Course, it was something very enjoyful to my surprise. there we learned about how to drive safely effectively and trust me, it is so much better than JPD. i mean, who would expect 60km/h is actually so fucking fast? and the function of ABS in everyone's mind is actually a misconception? most of the things told weren't even present when we took the driving liscence lesson. i think everybody should undergo this course. all in all it was fun. the instructor was a very funny guy. we get to drift the car .. well... sort of but yeah, go for it. the fee i know is expensive but to tell how worthy it is, i can only say VERY.
before i go i would like to say a very happy belated birthday to Fizah
and also to my very million miles away darling Farah
a very happy advanced birthday to Mr Abang Adib. thanks for being such a good friend. you are one of those people who always pull me back from going over the edge whenever i got lost. you have a very bright future. i promise you that because you, my friend, deserve it the most.
and a very happy Dixhuit to my beloved. wow.. it's already 5 months ay. i know being with me is not easy and there you still are with me. i love you.
Datul: no problem~ i'll link you up too. hehe
speaking of the Defensive Driving Course, it was something very enjoyful to my surprise. there we learned about how to drive safely effectively and trust me, it is so much better than JPD. i mean, who would expect 60km/h is actually so fucking fast? and the function of ABS in everyone's mind is actually a misconception? most of the things told weren't even present when we took the driving liscence lesson. i think everybody should undergo this course. all in all it was fun. the instructor was a very funny guy. we get to drift the car .. well... sort of but yeah, go for it. the fee i know is expensive but to tell how worthy it is, i can only say VERY.
before i go i would like to say a very happy belated birthday to Fizah
and also to my very million miles away darling Farah
a very happy advanced birthday to Mr Abang Adib. thanks for being such a good friend. you are one of those people who always pull me back from going over the edge whenever i got lost. you have a very bright future. i promise you that because you, my friend, deserve it the most.
and a very happy Dixhuit to my beloved. wow.. it's already 5 months ay. i know being with me is not easy and there you still are with me. i love you.
Datul: no problem~ i'll link you up too. hehe
Saturday, May 17, 2008
today... was supposed to be an off day. a day to wake up beyond 9am in the morning or earlier than that for me to watch BLNG InterDepartment Futsal Tournament at BSRC.now i have to wake up this bloody early and get ready for my Defensive Driving Course at Megamas. have to be there by 7. bloody hell.
BLNG has been great. we're only trainees for the time being, studying about basic process flow in the Utilities Section of the plant. Process Section not much has been covered. we have 2 awesome teachers who let us enjoy one hour study and half hour smoke break routine every single day. if only school was like that... so anyway, i have a test for the whole week starting from monday. passing mark 70%, will be included in the final year assessment and also will determine wether i'll be through to ITB or otherwise. wish me luck!
anyway better take my shower now.
chow!
BLNG has been great. we're only trainees for the time being, studying about basic process flow in the Utilities Section of the plant. Process Section not much has been covered. we have 2 awesome teachers who let us enjoy one hour study and half hour smoke break routine every single day. if only school was like that... so anyway, i have a test for the whole week starting from monday. passing mark 70%, will be included in the final year assessment and also will determine wether i'll be through to ITB or otherwise. wish me luck!
anyway better take my shower now.
chow!
Sunday, May 11, 2008
now this is interesting..
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give
you £800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman
drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds,
Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the
next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great!' the husband says, 'did he
say anything about the £800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But,
changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologised 'Sorry
sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun went on
her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up
Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' Me first! Me
first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me
next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the
beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I
want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the
energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied
the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird d singing and came to investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends the 3-minute management course.
Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob,
the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give
you £800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman
drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds,
Bob hands her £800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the
next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great!' the husband says, 'did he
say anything about the £800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But,
changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologised 'Sorry
sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun went on
her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up
Psalm 129.
It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.
Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' Me first! Me
first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. Me next! Me
next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the
beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and
the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I
want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high
up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree,' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the
energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied
the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of
dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was
proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a
farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
BullShit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying
there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A
passing cat heard the bird d singing and came to investigate. Following
the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
This ends the 3-minute management course.
